Uni BDSM Problems 75

unibdsmproblems:

Not Having your own bathroom where you can wash toys

Uni BDSM Problem #77

unibdsmproblems:

"Doing laundry?"
“… Why? Oh! Yes! That is why I need clothes pegs! Laundry. Of course.,. What else?”

Oo these are fun! Ask me any one of these on anon and I will answer honestly :)

daddystamina:

1. Are you a virgin?
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to?
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
13. Have you ever helped someone “finish”?
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
18. What is your bra/penis size?
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
23. When was the last time you had sex?
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
26. Guys: Circumsized?
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
43. Are you into any BDSM?
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
45. Turn on’s?
46. Turn off’s?
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
50. Do you like dirty talk?
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren’t satisfied with their sex?
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you’ve had about them?
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
70. Favorite type of oral?
71. Strangest sexual positon you’ve tried?
72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover’s or someone else’s?
83. Birth control or condoms?
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
87. Do you have any STDs?
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”?
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex?
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
99. Do you like masturbation?
100. (Asker’s ask)

deprendreunepause:

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Being gay and looking for dick in the olden days must have been really complicated

thescienceofjohnlock:

Whenever someone says ‘Great minds think alike’, I think ‘You dirty bastard’.

thescienceofjohnlock:

Whenever someone says ‘Great minds think alike’, I think ‘You dirty bastard’.

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

ddlgdoodles:


I’ve made a list before of some great shops to buy ears and tails from but I’ve found more!
Joecifur @ Etsy | Price range: $40-$60 | Makes tails and paw gloves, including animals that aren’t commonly seen such as lions, hyenas, and colorful tails.
Thegreenwolf @ Etsy | Price range: $20+
Noxhyde @ Etsy | Price range: $50+ | Tails, ears, and horns
Nahmariell @ Etsy | Price range: $15 | MLP ears and horns
Steamwolf @ Etsy | Price range:  $10+ | Horns and antlers
Wingsofazurashop @ Etsy | Price range: $35-$45 | Ears
Cosplaysnap @ Etsy | Price range: $14-$17 | Cosplay-type ears
Eshopmania @ Etsy | Price range: $14-$30 | Ears, tails, and kitty paws. Includes poseable bunny ears!
CHcatfamily @ Etsy | Price range: $15+ | Ears of many styles and colors, also sells tails.
KarenRao @ Etsy | Price range: $20-$43 | Ears
MsKittysCloset @ Etsy | Price range: $25-$50 | Ear and tail sets of many colors and animal types
AradaniStudios @ Etsy | Price: $32 | Fawn ears
TenTaco @ Etsy | Price: $25.50 | Kitty ears

ddlgdoodles:

I’ve made a list before of some great shops to buy ears and tails from but I’ve found more!

Joecifur @ Etsy | Price range: $40-$60 | Makes tails and paw gloves, including animals that aren’t commonly seen such as lions, hyenas, and colorful tails.

Thegreenwolf @ Etsy | Price range: $20+

Noxhyde @ Etsy | Price range: $50+ | Tails, ears, and horns

Nahmariell @ Etsy | Price range: $15 | MLP ears and horns

Steamwolf @ Etsy | Price range:  $10+ | Horns and antlers

Wingsofazurashop @ Etsy | Price range: $35-$45 | Ears

Cosplaysnap @ Etsy | Price range: $14-$17 | Cosplay-type ears

Eshopmania @ Etsy | Price range: $14-$30 | Ears, tails, and kitty paws. Includes poseable bunny ears!

CHcatfamily @ Etsy | Price range: $15+ | Ears of many styles and colors, also sells tails.

KarenRao @ Etsy | Price range: $20-$43 | Ears

MsKittysCloset @ Etsy | Price range: $25-$50 | Ear and tail sets of many colors and animal types

AradaniStudios @ Etsy | Price: $32 | Fawn ears

TenTaco @ Etsy | Price: $25.50 | Kitty ears

mysubmissivekisses:

whatmakesaspanko:

As the main goal of the blog was to invite, embrace and educate those on spanking - Here is another post to discuss the variety of spanking or discipline that can help define your likes and needs.

Many who are looking to explore spanking and discipline do so for a variety of reasons. For simple sexual foreplay - or to go back to a more steady role in the house where there is a dominant and submissive person and the discipline is in the form of a “head of household” - to those who need to have those times of being called out for their attitude or tone - to be held accountable - for true discipline - to those then who want to explore the more intense form of punishment that begins to move towards BDSM.

As i post more - the goal is that as you wander through this blog - you decide if you want to explore a form of spanking or discipline, then to define what type you wish to explore - and then as we progress, to see what implements you can try - how they are used and how they can affect your body and mind.

There is a tutorial on belt spanking - and many pictures and videos to help you decide which type or types you might be interested in.

So, if you have come this far - and decide you wish to explore punishment in some way - try to see which of the four you want to start at - and work your way through. Make sure you and your partner understand the roles (for both of you) for Roleplay spanking, Therapy spanking, Punishment spanking and Hardcore spanking.

Bottom line - be open, be smart - and learn that trust and communication is key to the success of your adventure! Have Fun!

I think I’m definitely in need of a therapy spanking.

blue-eyed-hanji:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

hear hear

blue-eyed-hanji:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

hear hear

bdsmgeek:

ddlgdoodles:

Safety:
Before tying up your partner/sub/bottom, be sure you’ve done your research on safety and bondage. I won’t go into it too much right now but here are the basics.
Communicate with your partner and ask how their limbs are feeling. If they’re going numb then you’re cutting off circulation.
You should be able to fit a finger between the rope and the skin. If you can’t then it’s too tight.
Know how to undo your knots in case of emergencies. If you’re stuck with a knot that won’t budge, make sure you have scissors (or a knife) at hand.
When doing ties like the dragonfly sleeve, do not yank at the arms and pull them back. Be gentle and do it gradually so you don’t strain the arms or the joints.
If you’d like to see a video tutorial of how this is done, please download this file from knottyboys.com. - Thank you, diaryof-alittleswitch.
This is my first shibari tutorial so I apologize if it gets confusing at all. I drew in some arrows to help guide where the ropes should go, but if in doubt, please view the video above.
In the future, I’ll be working with bdsmgeek to create shibari tutorials. Hopefully they’ll be easier to understand.

Looking forward to working with the wonderful ddlgdoodles if this little tutorial is anything to go by this will be a awesome project!

bdsmgeek:

ddlgdoodles:

Safety:

Before tying up your partner/sub/bottom, be sure you’ve done your research on safety and bondage. I won’t go into it too much right now but here are the basics.

  • Communicate with your partner and ask how their limbs are feeling. If they’re going numb then you’re cutting off circulation.
  • You should be able to fit a finger between the rope and the skin. If you can’t then it’s too tight.
  • Know how to undo your knots in case of emergencies. If you’re stuck with a knot that won’t budge, make sure you have scissors (or a knife) at hand.
  • When doing ties like the dragonfly sleeve, do not yank at the arms and pull them back. Be gentle and do it gradually so you don’t strain the arms or the joints.

If you’d like to see a video tutorial of how this is done, please download this file from knottyboys.com. - Thank you, diaryof-alittleswitch.

This is my first shibari tutorial so I apologize if it gets confusing at all. I drew in some arrows to help guide where the ropes should go, but if in doubt, please view the video above.

In the future, I’ll be working with bdsmgeek to create shibari tutorials. Hopefully they’ll be easier to understand.

Looking forward to working with the wonderful ddlgdoodles if this little tutorial is anything to go by this will be a awesome project!

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